If you just found out that your hair “stylist” (oh how fancy that sounds) moved her practice into “the city,’ and she is one of two stylists in your life that have known how to cut/highlight your thick, coarse, unruly hair properly, would you:

A. track her down in the city and make an appointment to go get your hair cut there whatever the cost.

B. go get your hair cut with a different, closer stylist, on a friend’s recommendation. The friend has curly hair, too, but not thick or coarse.

C. never get your hair cut again until you end up on one of those Oprah makeover shows, a desperate measure taken by your embarassed teenagers.

D. throw your hands up and start going to Super Cuts again.

E. shave all your hair off and go for the bald look.

I think theoreticlly I’m leaning towards A, but my lazy butt is pulling me towards C.

She made my hair look really purty. It was a brief, but wonderful relationship. Two years.

Sniff.